Tuesday Share (late) for July 21, 2009

Collection of links to stories and odd things I enjoyed over the last week.

I need to get the hang of writing postsbeforehand andscheduling them for later release so they don’t all tumble out at once and then the site goes dead for awhile until I’m able to update again.  I have a lot of great links.  I’m thinking these linking posts are getting boring.  Does anyone who reads the blog find any of the stories I put up here interesting?  Would a themed post be better, or should I simply eliminate them? 

Ok, let the random linking begin!

I’m a sucker for video games and pixel art and this post combines both so it showing up here was almost guaranteed.  Darkstalkers was one of numerous SF2 clones that Capcom made, the games only claim to fame was basing all the fighters on horror staples like Frankenstein, Dracula, the Wolfman, etc…

Follow this link to see the Penn and Teller Bullshit episode on video game violence.  Penn and Teller are libertarians and I don’t agree with some of the things they say but it is always interesting.

It appears this post already has a theme: video games, and this next link fits in with it as well.  Microsoft is rebooting the Mechwarrior franchise and part of the marketing campaign they’ll be releasing Mechwarrior 4 and its expansions, for free, to begin promoting.

I was going to post a link to the story of the US soldier who doesn’t think President Obama is a citizen of the United States of America and so doesn’t have to take orders from him, but these “birthers” are getting way too much attention form the media which only legitimizes they’re special brand of insane, so I won’t be linking to it and no one else should either.  They people should be shunned and humiliated not giving the spotlight.

A short interesting piece on climate warming and the arguments made against the United States enacting any law or provision that might reduce the use of fuels that contribute to it.  The gist of it is if the USA is worried about other countries not following in our footsteps by simply refusing to provide funding for dirty power plants.  Obviously this issue is more complicated than that but the post is a good jumping off point.

There are too many myths about the Star Spangled Banner (which are in good company with the scores of other myths and distortions about the birth of the United States)  all of which are busted by Ed Darrell from Millard Fillmore’s Bathtub.

Mediums get busted on this BBC show, I don’t know anything about it I just found the “mediums” so bad and transparant, and the dupe so funny.

Again, let me know if this is part of the blog you’d like to see continue or if you don’t bother reading them.

Old Stuff: Necron Heavy Support

So here you can see the the Heavy Support models from my Necron army.  I don’t really use the Monolith that much (as it is an immediate target and the Monolith is no good at taking on Mech lists), got to love that model though, big and intimidating.  Actually Necrons aren’t that great in 5th edition, their troop choice is limited in usefulness, as are the Flayed Ones, and Pariahs (absolutely useless).  So, until the codex gets updated, showing up with this army puts you at an immediate disadvantage.  That being said, they are still numerous people who don’t quite understand how 5th edition changed the game (I’m still learning new things) so if you play well and exploit your opponents ignorance/weakness you can still pull off some great wins.  Anyway the army list will be posted at a latter time as it is in major flux as I update it to deal with 5th edition (total re-write).  Lets get to the models!

Necron Monolith - Laser Bait
Necron Monolith - Laser Bait

Heavy Support fist and we start with the Monolith.  This is a very large model!  About the heights of a Land Raider if you put it on its end.  I used the same paint scheme as was on my warriors: bolt gun metal, with scab red.  The model was base coated black and then the base of the model was given a number of layers of tin bitz to make it look worn as if, partially buried, before dry brushing over with bolt gun, and then a sparse brushing of mithril silver.  Considering it is one of the first models I assembled and painted I think it turned out pretty well.

Heavy Destroyers - Not Great but all You've Got
Heavy Destroyers - Not Great but all You've Got

Heavy Destroyers are the closest the Necron player has to a melta-gun which is absolutely necessary in 5th addition as tanks and transport vehicles come into their own in this iteration of the game.  While very powerful with a strength  9 AP 2 weapon in a full squad that is just 3 shots.  Again the same palette as used through-out the army with the white on the head to draw attention to the face and the blue on the chest for a little variety.

Tomb Spyders - The 'y' makes them Alien
Tomb Spyders - The 'y' makes them Alien

I have a third one of these that isn’t yet painted.  I was getting bored with the palette so I put in another tone of red on the legs.  The one on the right has a particle projector, which is useless as the BS of  2 and can not hit the broadside of a barn.  I haven’t been using them but are including them now as they help keep my warriors coming back.

Necron: Infantry

Necron: Command

Necron: Fleet

Tuesday Share: July 14, 2009

Vernan Falls, Ivan Makarov

For those of you who grew up with an NES, Atari 2600, or both – Check out this working demo of Mega Man on the Atari 2600.  Why would someone make a game for a system that stopped being produced 20 years ago?  I don’t know. Because they can?  Because they love classic video games?  I’m just glad they did.

For security buffs this is a disturbing revelation, hackers and ne’er-do-wells have decrypted how social security numbers are assigned and can “reverse engineer” your SSN if they know what year and where you were born!  Is nothing safe?

Have you suspected that American youth are ever more shallow and driven by gross greed?  Now we have charts and models to support it!

Want to play an iconic, classic PC RPG?  Now you can get Daggerfall for free, this is the 2nd chapter of the award winning Elder Scrolls series of open-world RPGs.

Yet another explanation for California’s woes, this time directed at Silicon Valley.

More California stuff:  State issued IOUs now to be regulated by the SEC.  I hope the don’t tranch these and then sell them as bundled securities with AAA ratings…

I just liked the painted figurines in this post…

That’s it for this week hope you enjoy the links, and exploring the internet.  Please send interesting links my way and I’ll share them here.

The Tim Machine

His son though seem gifted with an ability to find new ways to end his life. Assisted by the near total absence of adult supervision Tim found ever increasingly bizarre and improbable ways to kill himself.

This is a piece of short fiction I wrote for a writing exercise for the Writer’s group I participate in. The idea was to take a story everyone knows (in this case The Time Machine by H.G. Wells) and remove one character, the ‘e’, and write a new story with that as the title. This is the work that was inspired by the ‘The Tim Machine’:

“Not again…” Was the first thought that crossed eminent geneticist Dr. Roland Tellers’ mind as he looked at the mess in his backyard, the next was “how does this keep happening?”  A dark stain underneath the junior jungle gym led him to believe it had started there, the lack of a body though momentarily confused him until he heard the low growl of  the family pet, Tilly, a supposedly harmless chocolate lab, beyond the tree line, as he walked across the manicured lawn he noticed a depression the grass weaving itself back to the sound he was following.  Just under the trees he caught a glimpse of Tilly and she of him.  The dog, usually playful and exuberant let out a low whine and came towards him her head down, tail wagging, Roland absently noticing her blood smeared muzzle.  Dr. Tellers didn’t bother reprimanding the dog, at this point, she knew she was in no real trouble.  Besides she’d only being following the instructions coded deep within her, a code Dr. Tellers had was intimately familiar with.  Quickly assessing the damage Dr. Tellers recognized that his son was beyond his help and went inside to get a trash bag and a shovel.

He had never wanted a son, never wanted a wife either, the two had just happened Roland considered both of them accidents which had cost him and his work dearly.  Roland’s love was only for his work, at a young age he had given up a broader life for the heady pursuit of knowledge.  He had made his first notable science experiment in middle school and had managed to get a  paper on protein-peptide interactions published in a small prestigious journal, his life unrolled in a predictable matter, college, graduate school, and professorship.  The only hiccup was Juliana, who he had met in graduate school, and who for some reason seemed obsessed with Roland.  Their “courtship” couldn’t be recognized as such by anyone, Juliana pursued and Roland ignored.  It was out of the hopes of reducing distractions that he said yes to her when she proposed to him for the fifth time, a poorly thought out conclusion that was.  Juliana immediately intruded herself into the one aspect of Roland’s life he consider important his work… From that low “high” the relationship rolled downhill.  Dr. Tellers regretted that he ever had sex with his wife and he very much regretted that after their divorce when she found out she was pregnant she’d decided to keep the baby.  The child that shared half of Roland’s genetic makeup was a  small, cute, high-spirited boy.  Juliana named the boy Timothy.  Not wanting a child but unwilling to let the boy go fatherless Roland attempted to simulate what he thought a father should be, when it didn’t interrupt with his work.  So it was that every weekend Roland picked up Timothy and took him back to his house, and then attempted to be a father while letting the boy do whatever it is boys do.

The first time it happened Dr. Teller’s was terrified, despite the fact that it was an accident and he himself was blameless, he had been working in his basement lab at the time.  Reporting it to the Police or having to interact with Juliana would take too much time.  It was dumb luck that Juliana was on vacation and he had the boy for a month, that he had been working on aging, and the simple genius to apply what he had been working on in the lab to his own personal problem.  Two weeks and countless failures later he pulled it off, just in time to hand the boy back to his mother when she came to pick him up.  Of course, that first model had some kinks to work out, a few bugs and oddities to it, Roland noticed them almost immediately.  The boy was lackadaisical, absent mind and ed, his skin took on an odd tint under direct light.  Dr. Tellers though had ample time to perfect the process, he did after all see the boy every week.  Better though, the work he had done on Tim, had given him insights into aging and the proteins responsible for the process.  Paper after paper came out of his lab as he recreated the field of gerontology, making Roland Tellers famous, respected, and rich.  Tellers hardly noticed and everything went back into his work.  By the fourth model Dr. Tellers had perfected the process, had grown bored, and moved on to other things.

His son though seem gifted with an ability to find new ways to end his life.  Assisted by the near total absence of adult supervision Tim found ever increasingly bizarre and improbable ways to kill himself.  Dr. Tellers at times suspected that somehow, despite the scientific impossibility, his son knew that it didn’t matter what he did, a new him would be back the next day.  As he got older, the boy was ten now, the deaths became more and more ridiculous, and then they became mundane.  As Roland gathered his son’s, more precisely another copy of his son’s, intestines in a bag he began to regret ever having cloned and rapidly aged his son 10 years ago, but after all this time it was much, much too late to go back.  Having gathered the boy into the bag he carefully took the bag down into the basement and threw it carelessly into the incinerator and started the beast up.  As he made his way into his basement lab he absentmindedly started up the machine that he so long ago had callously labeled “The Tim Machine”. He still chuckled at the name…  By the morning Tim would be back in his bed and no one but him and Tilly would know anything had happened.

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