Super C VS Probotector II: Return of the Evil Forces

Here we are with the sequels to Contra and Probotector.  I’m going to come right out and say that once again the big difference here is going to be the near gibberish that someone, being vastly underpaid, threw together to put into the game manuals.  Let’s find out if I’m right?

Super C’s backstory:

Sipping cold lemonade with a couple of native lovelies, Mad Dog and Scorpion (Guerilla Warriors Extrordinare) relax on a Rio beach and boast of how they destroyed the vile alien war monger, Red Falcon.  Little do they know that Red Falcon didn’t flee with his pointed tail between his legs.  Instead, he tactically retreated to round-up ruffians of the universe, friends from all walks of war, to mount a second assault on planet Earth.  One of these new recruits is Jagger Froid, a demented alien from the Black Hole Galaxy,  who dishes out punishment with a laser sharp tongue.  Red Falcon has also shuttled in The Babalu Bestructoid Mechanism,  a giant alien attack tank, which was the primary weapon used to disintegrate the innocent solar system of Tralala.  But the genius behind the Red Falcon’s Earth conquering concept is his plan to have thousands of intergalactic warriors seep into the the brains of the U.S. Army.  It’s a mind contamination trick which has already taken command of U.S. Forces at Fort Fire Storm. How do we know that all out soldiers have been brain trashed?  You can see it in their eyes.  Now, if Mad Dod and Scorpion fail to recuperate from their months on the beach in time to destroy Red Falcon’s G.I. fortified Hate Nest, his sinister scheme will  permeate the world’s mightiest power (nuclear missile silos included).  And if that happens, we’ll all be pushing up daisies.

What happened to Bill and Lance?  The two guys who fought and destroyed Red Falcon in the original Contra?  Who the hell are Mad Dog and Scorpion?  Also note the type that made it into the manual “Mad Dod and Extrodinare,” hah!

From Probotector 2’s manual:

The Aliens are back!  In the year 2634, the Earth has finally escaped from the hand of black magic, one year after the end of the war with a mysterious alien army, or has it?  One day, a strange radio message comes in from General Hal of the federation troops as he is heading for the base ruins in South America in preparation for the seventh GX army maneuvers.  “Friendly GX troops have suddenly turned their attack on us.  No, it can’t be!! They’re not human! They must be…”  The message cut off there. The commanding officers of the federation troops feel very strange about this message from the general and so dispatch Probotector RD008 and RC011, the strongest fighting robots in history, to find him. A helicopter carrying the two units is sent out on a top secret mission. When it gets close to the site of maneuvers, it lands, drops off the two units, and takes off again immediately. Just then, from out of the shadows come soldiers on the attack. But they are not soldiers! They are robots! The nightmare of one year ago has returned. The mutant alien life forms that were believed destroyed are alive again.  Now they control the GX army, have built fighting robots and are planning to take over the world!  Once again the fight to the death between the Probotector and the aliens has begun.

Well at least its the same Probotector’s this time.  But what is this nonsense about black magic?  Once again the Contra version wins if only because it uses words like “The Babalu Bestructoid Mechanism” and “Tralala.”  I hope that guy got a bonus!  To the comparisons!

Characters:

The character sprite for Contra has been tweaked somewhat with an attempt at including more detail to the figure.  Some tweaking might have happened with the Probotector but it isn’t as noticeable as the changes on the human sprite.

Enemies (sidescrolling stages):

Not as many enemies with differences here and again some of them seem superfluous.  The flying enemies in particular the one from Super C doesn’t seem any less robotic than the one in Probotector.  Sorry, about the second from the bottom shot.  It seems the game has a hard time rendering that image without flicker.  Alternatively, I stink at screen captures.

Enemies (top down):

Unlike the original titles which had pseudo 3D stages their sequels have top down ones, similar to the classic arcade games Commando and Ikari Warriors.  The first group at the top of the list are the generic enemies which just chase you, the ones that shoot are a simple palette swap.

Bosses and other things:

The only variation in bosses is the first level boss, a chopper.  The one in Super C looks, like something that could have flown in the Vietnam War or later while the Probotector one has sharper lines and no wheels.  The lower image is the chopper that drops the characters off at the beginning of the first level.  Again, the one in Super C looks Huey-esque while the Probotector one has sharper more angular features.

The ending for the games is exactly the same with the player being congratulated for saving the day while a chopper flies into the distance and the credits roll.  While the protagonists remain different the games seem to be getting closer to each other with the differences between the two sprite work being less drastic than in the first one and this trend will continue into the next game in the series Super Contra Vs. Super Probotector where the only difference seems to be the player characters!

A Cycling Story in Four Parts

Part One:  The Bike

Part Two:  The Pedals

Part Three:  The Shoes

Part Four:  The Injury

FIN

So I bought a bike this weekend.  Not one for going to and from work or just putzing around town.  This is a serious bike for serious cycling!  Said bike also came with special pedals and shoes.  The kind you clip into.  This isn’t a big deal when you are cycling but it makes it difficult at times when you stop and need to stand.  I spent 20 odd minutes this evening practicing clipping in and out.  It didn’t seem to difficult, just a twist of the ankle and you’re free.  So I went on a quick  mile bike ride and everything was going great.  I knew I was in trouble right about the time I thought to myself, “Hey, this isn’t so hard.  Everything is just peachy.”  Very soon after, I hit a patch of grass, over corrected, tried to stabilize myself with my feet, realized they were attached to the bike and skidded to a stop mostly using my knee and thigh as a brake.   Things weren’t too bad and I mostly crashed in the “correct” fashion, laying the bike and yourself down on the ground.  Still the leg is scrapped, as are the shoes and the pedal.  The new bike (made from delicate aluminum and carbon fiber” seems alright so…

I’m going to count this as a win.

Continued Adventures in Gardening

Next time I write about the garden hopefully it is in the context of me gorging on its bounty! Considering we had a long winter and a cold spring, how early I planted, and the fact that this is a first attempt at gardening I’m impressed with myself. The garden really seems to be doing well, despite the tomato plants just sitting there not giving me tomatoes. I’m excited to see how much we get of the garden this year and how much more I can get out of it next year.

When did I last write about the garden?  In April, May maybe?  I don’t recall and despite that fact that right over there to the right of this text box is a tool to help me find it, or perhaps even a direct link to the entry I’m thinking of I’m not going to bother looking it up.  I’m going to go with it has been awhile.  How do I know?  Look at that picture up there!  Last time my tomato plants weren’t the same size as me, nor were the zucchini plants growing outside of the planter.

So what all do I have going on in there?  Besides the hyperdeveloped tomatoes and zucchini?  I’ve got some soybeans growing, which I’ll be eating as edamame.

The cucumbers are starting to come in, they are still tiny, around the size of an adult’s pinky finger

My pepper plant is really starting to produce, everything is still to small to eat but there are a lot of them on the plant.  I wonder if I should prune it back in order to make the plant focus on fewer peppers?

What else is there in the garden box…?  I have an eggplant as well and it’s started blooming but there isn’t any fruit on it, yet.  I didn’t take a picture of it.  I have some pole beans too but , they haven’t produced anything either.  The beans have grown all over their supports and have co-opted the tomato plants as well… I’m hopeful they’ll start producing soon.

Despite the monstrous size of my two tomato plants there still isn’t any fruit on them.  My tiny cherry tomato has started producing though

That is about it.  Next time I write about the garden hopefully it is in the context of me gorging on its bounty!  Considering we had a long winter and a cold spring, how early I planted, and the fact that this is a first attempt at gardening I’m impressed with myself.  The garden really seems to be doing well, despite the tomato plants just sitting there not giving me tomatoes.  I’m excited to see how much we get of the garden this year and how much more I can get out of it next year.

Lake Berryessa Open Water Swim 2010

Getting ready to swim my mile

Last weekend (June 12)  I woke up early and drove out with my wife to Lake Berryessa for the 29th annual Lake Berryessa open water swim.  I joined a local Masters Swimming program at the beginning of the year and have been swimming, when life doesn’t interrupt, three times a week.  This open water swim was the first event, outside of practice, that I’ve participated in.  My event wasn’t until 11:30 AM but we left early because this is a big event and a lot of people turn out for it, over 1000 this year.  There is are two events for adults the two mile and one mile swim children under 11 can swim a 500 yard race.  Some people take this very seriously but I was simply there to swim my mile and have fun.

I got a time, nice smack dab in about the middle, but there were a lot of people ahead of me.  I’ll consider swimming as a workout a success if I come back next year to the swim and cut 5 or 6 minutes off of my time.  The fact that others are swimming right by me stopped bothering me a long time ago.  It was exciting enough and looked fun enough that I believe the wife will do it with me next year too which is nice.

Finishing the mile 28 minutes later

Later this summer I believe I’ll be climbing Half Dome in Yosemite National Park and in August I’ll be doing a Sprint Triathlon which leads me to believe that I’m well on my way to crossing off ‘getting in shape’ on my list of 2010 goals.

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