The Best Breakfast

Is remarkably simple and tastes like a small slice of heaven.

It only takes about five or six minutes to make and is almost impossible to mess up.

A Cycling Story in Four Parts

Part One:  The Bike

Part Two:  The Pedals

Part Three:  The Shoes

Part Four:  The Injury

FIN

So I bought a bike this weekend.  Not one for going to and from work or just putzing around town.  This is a serious bike for serious cycling!  Said bike also came with special pedals and shoes.  The kind you clip into.  This isn’t a big deal when you are cycling but it makes it difficult at times when you stop and need to stand.  I spent 20 odd minutes this evening practicing clipping in and out.  It didn’t seem to difficult, just a twist of the ankle and you’re free.  So I went on a quick  mile bike ride and everything was going great.  I knew I was in trouble right about the time I thought to myself, “Hey, this isn’t so hard.  Everything is just peachy.”  Very soon after, I hit a patch of grass, over corrected, tried to stabilize myself with my feet, realized they were attached to the bike and skidded to a stop mostly using my knee and thigh as a brake.   Things weren’t too bad and I mostly crashed in the “correct” fashion, laying the bike and yourself down on the ground.  Still the leg is scrapped, as are the shoes and the pedal.  The new bike (made from delicate aluminum and carbon fiber” seems alright so…

I’m going to count this as a win.

Contra Vs Probotector

Having raised myself on a healthy diet of Contra as a child I imagined that everyone was as familiar and devoted to Konami’s iconic shooter as I was.  So, of course when I discovered that our friends across the pond never had Contra I was shocked and dismayed!  Who did children look up to when they don’t have role models like Bill and Lance?  Turns out they look up to the Probotectors.  That’s right!  Probotector, a mediocre portmanteau of the words ‘robot’ and ‘protector,’ is the name of Contra in Europe.  Konami changed the game in order to sell the game in the lucrative (?) German market, where it was (still is?)  too violent to show humanoid bad guys being sprayed with an endless supply of giant bullets, who knew?  Konami stripped out the player characters, any baddies that might look like human, and tweaked the ending; but, the game retains all the frenetic action of Contra.

I wanted to see what, if any, the differences were between the main games in the Contra “storyline:” Contra, Super C, and Contra III (I’m being generous using the term storyline.)  I decided to read through the old manuals and play through the two variants and making a note of the differences.  If this subject manages to keep my interest this should be the first of three or four entries covering the three aforementioned games in the series.

CONTRA vs PROBOTECTOR

Firstly, the game play and music are exactly the same in both games; that is understandable seeing as both of those are near perfect, anyway. The real differences start with the “story” that came in the box.

CONTRA’s:

In 1957 a large object from outer space crashed into Earth’s Amazon basin, near ruins of the lost Mayan civilization.  Scientists world-wide heralded the incident as a trivial cosmic occurrence, and thus the collision was soon forgotten.  Now, thirty years later, rumors of an evil force have swept into the Pentagon’s front office, and tales from frightened villagers of a hideous being with an army of alien henchmen are sending chills down the spines of top military brass.  Unwilling to upset current political stability, an all-out assault on the region has been overruled, and instead, two of America’s most cunning, courageous and ruthless soldiers from the Special Forces elite commando squad have been selected to seek out and destroy these alien intruders.  Congratulations, pal, you’re one of the chosen.  But before you take pride in being the best, be warned.  You’re about to come face to face against Red Falcon, the cruelest life-form in the galaxy.  He arrived on Earth thirty years ago (that’s six months time in an alien’s life) to establish a foothold from which he will attempt to conquer our world and then use it as a stepping stone toward his ultimate fiendish goal:  domination of the entire universe.  Needless to say, playing hero won’t be easy.  But you have no choice — you must be a hero.  Because if you fail, life as we know it will cease to exist, and the vile Red Falcon will rule forever.  If you succeed, well…it doesn’t matter, because I doubt you will.

PROBOTECTOR’s:

It’s the year 2633 A.D. Technology has reached a level so advanced that nature and science now exist in harmony and peace reigns throughout the world…   but beneath the calmness something beyond all imagination is discovered that threatens the existence of mankind. While conducting top secret research, a special task force of scientists find that an alien being from the Galaxy of Apocalypse is plotting to wipe out the human race.  In order to protect the Earth and its people, two combat robots (PROBOTECTOR), RD008 and RCO11, have been developed.  Their mission is to go to the alien’s fortress in the Galga Islands and see that they are exterminated.

While the future and robots are interesting… I have to say that Contra wins.  There is just a lot more meat to that story than there is to Probotector’s, even if much of it makes little sense.  In Probotector’s favor, the bad guys do come from the Galaxy of Apocalypse which sounds intense.

The next big difference between the two is the art. I’ve played through both of these games multiple times recently and I’m fairly certain I’ve caught everything  (if you happen to know I missed something please point it out to me.)  The images are fairly self explanatory but for the few of you who don’t know Contra is on the left and Probotector is on the right

Protagonists: 

Seeing as the probotector doesn’t have the grossly enormous shoulders that the humans do I’m going to say that they win, also they are robots.

Enemies (side-scrolling stages):

Enemies (tunnel stages):

I don’t understand the changes for those last two.  Neither of the Contra baddies look very human. They appear as robotic as the aiming robot from the sidescrolling stages.  So why the pointy headed robots were put in is beyond me.  I suppose they were simply playing it safe.

Bosses:

The only boss they changed was the Giant at the end of Stage 6: the Energy Zone.  Again, the Contra boss doesn’t appear to be human. Perhaps his rounded muscles and skin tight spandex pants were too humanesque?  The giant from Probotector is very blocky, because all robots are blocky… ?

The Ending:

The only difference in the ending is the vehicle in which your character(s) escape from the exploding island.  In both games defeating Red Falcon saves the universe.

Minor graphical changes:

The energy rings that the eye on the Terminal boss of Stage 2: Base 1 shoots out are red instead of blue in Probotector.  The boss at the end of Stage 3: Waterfall has had the segments of his arms changed from gray to blue in Probotector.  Finally, the weapons pods in the final stage of the game are not the standard orange/red they are throughout the entirety of Contra and every other stage in Probotector.  Instead, they are a soft pink color.

Conclusions:

The changes made to Contra to enable it to be sold in Europe appear to be purely cosmetic.  The greatest change is in the game manuals. I suspect that both the story lines were created on the spot by Konami, America and Konami, Europe employees without much consideration for the Japanese source material, if there ever was one. Graphically, the changes seem unnecessary, because many of the robots/aliens you face in Probotector are humanoid in design and one could easily assume they were human if the manual didn’t explicitly state otherwise.

Initiated into the Oddfellows and Community Involvement

It has been longer than I’d have liked it to be since I last updated Di Mortui Sunt.  The Holidays can really mess up a schedule.   I’ve been a pledge of the local Oddfellows chapter for most of this year and became a member on the night of October 28th.  The picture above is of all the new members and the Noble Grand of the Lodge (he’s the chairman, basically).  If it’s hard to see me it is because the black woman’s, center-right, second row, hat is blocking my face.  What do Oddfellows do?  Well it’s a social fraternity much like the Elks or Free-Masons, except the Oddfellows didn’t became a fraternity to help out their members instead they came together to do community service and help the poor.  This was something I wanted to be a part of and so I did.  If you want to know more here’s the website for the International Order as well as the Wiki page.

I’ve recommended the group to several of my friends and will be attempting to get D to join as well.  Not only does the Order help the community but it is a great social network to be part of the Lodge puts together hikes, dances, dinners, concerts, and more.  Next Tuesday (12/22) I’ll be getting my three degrees as well.  I don’t know what all this entails.  I wish I could tell you about the initiation ceremony, but then I’d have to kill you… Or maybe they’d kill me, I forget which.

Keeping with the spirit of the post I just wanted to mention how social fraternities like the Oddfellows, the Rotary club, Elk’s Lodge, etc…  are a great way to get involved with your community and to meet your neighbors.  Our culture increasingly isolates individuals from the people nearest to them: in their own towns and neighborhoods.  This alienation from the people around us can go a long way in explaining our ability to label everyone around us as ‘them’ while our own ‘us’ shrinks and shrinks.  if you don’t feel like getting active politically in your community these local social groups are another great way to contribute to your town/city while getting to know more people and make new friends.

Connecting with the people around us is the very first step in making your community, state, country, the world, a better place.

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